My brain feels Expandard
The exact sentence I came to post. Apparently we all think alike.
Thirded.
Thirdard*
Where’s the custard?
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
There you go. I cust too much.
I will always appreciate the blink182 version
So a lizard must be an excess of Liz?
Oh no, people are gonna start being called “Rizzards” soon.
language evolves; it will transform intro “Lizards”
this actually the plan of The Government™ ran by evil reptilian people
I’ve always had a soft spot for the word rizz. Not just is it a shortening of charisma, so more sensible than other zoomer words, but I grew up playing D&D, where wisdom is frequently shortened to Wis, and Cha is bad to say and doesn’t rhyme.
And a leopard?
They bring up wizard… But what about bards?
Too b or not too b
They are just Too much… Ask every DnD Master.
Hazard is apparently too much danger
ahh so that’s why charizard is so hot
¡Más chorizo!
👏👏👏
Also
- dull
- boll
- mall
- stand
What about retard? SCNR
Unironically, what about Blizz?
https://www.etymonline.com/word/blizzard
Maybe “an excess of blaze (of gunfire)”?
Jean-Luc Pic
I love etymology
people who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways i can’t put into words
classic
Etymology
: A branch of linguistics concerned with etymologies (origin/history of words)Entomology
: A branch of zoology that deals with insects
Today I learned I might be too ret.
The root means “slow”, BTW, so it does get to join that list.
I’m no expert at this, but it seems to be the suffix here is ‘tard’ not ‘ard’, coming from Latin.
The root already has tard in it, from Latin retardare. It also has the word tard in it, French for late. Retard also means late in French.
Does anyone here know? This post also had me wondering about retard.
Un animal de bât is indeed a pack saddle animal, and bâtard is indeed a bastard so that’s pretty cool. Never realised the connection! -ard in French is also often a negative suffix, like connard which would be a… “cuntard” if you will.
-asse is the feminine variant, although there are inconsistencies, such as pétard / pétasse which are probably related but one is a firecracker, while the other is a tart (the lady kind)Rude language is always so much fun!
I’ve heard that the term “son of a gun” has a similar origin.
See, when a sailing vessel would visit port all the whores would row out to meet it. They’d be hauled into the gun ports and… ply their wares.
Since they didn’t know who in the gun crew was the father, their boys were “sons of a gun”
