There’s also Spaniard…
Jean-Luc Pic
What a smartard.
So Richard is too rich? Is that why he’s a Dick?
Also
- dull
- boll
- mall
- stand
What about retard? SCNR
I’ve heard that the term “son of a gun” has a similar origin.
See, when a sailing vessel would visit port all the whores would row out to meet it. They’d be hauled into the gun ports and… ply their wares.
Since they didn’t know who in the gun crew was the father, their boys were “sons of a gun”
Hazard is apparently too much danger
They bring up wizard… But what about bards?
Too b or not too b
Un animal de bât is indeed a pack saddle animal, and bâtard is indeed a bastard so that’s pretty cool. Never realised the connection! -ard in French is also often a negative suffix, like connard which would be a… “cuntard” if you will.
-asse is the feminine variant, although there are inconsistencies, such as pétard / pétasse which are probably related but one is a firecracker, while the other is a tart (the lady kind)Rude language is always so much fun!
Today I learned I might be too ret.
The root means “slow”, BTW, so it does get to join that list.
ahh so that’s why charizard is so hot
¡Más chorizo!
So a lizard must be an excess of Liz?
And a leopard?
Oh no, people are gonna start being called “Rizzards” soon.
language evolves; it will transform intro “Lizards”
this actually the plan of The Government™ ran by evil reptilian people
I’ve always had a soft spot for the word rizz. Not just is it a shortening of charisma, so more sensible than other zoomer words, but I grew up playing D&D, where wisdom is frequently shortened to Wis, and Cha is bad to say and doesn’t rhyme.
My brain feels Expandard
The exact sentence I came to post. Apparently we all think alike.
Thirded.
Thirdard*
Where’s the custard?
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
There you go. I cust too much.








