This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.
I’d like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.
Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.
He’s cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby’s bottom.
Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you’ll ever regret meeting.
I’d be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn’t also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.
Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.
Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?
Plate carrier with no plates.
Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.
If you’d want to make a parody video of this, you’d just need to post the same video
Tell me you haven’t read the Constitution or the Bible without saying you haven’t read the Constitution or the Bible.
The fact he’s doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the “modern America” feel.
Except you can’t ban Sharia Law according to your holy constitution. It is protected by it.
this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.
Reminds me of this.

In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.
As long as they can ban Christian law as well.
Unsurprisingly from the mouth of a Y’all Qaedist seeking to reestablish the (Pseudo) Christian Emirate of Wyoming.
If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.

What an insufferable dork.












