A jumpbox. Set up a VPS somewhere, have some remote hands at home set up a VPN client to connect to the VPS, and then you connect to the VPS as well.

Alternatively, is it possible that your ISP can remote config your router and set up the port forwarding again for you?

How do we know it wasn’t the other way around?

I certainly hope so. But I doubt it.

It doesn’t take many flight hours to realize how many backups and contingencies there are in a normal SEP aircraft in case something fails.

And the common denominator for all these techbroesque personal air transport vehicles is the obvious lack of any of those.

You know what’s never happened? Someone coming home way too late after too much to drink, stumbling into the kitchen going “I could really go for an apple right now!”

STORY TIME!

Once upon a time, I worked an offshore rotation. So while I was home, I didn’t have much better to do than to hang out with my friend and his coworkers. They all worked for the local branch of a huge international corporation that shall remain anonymous, so I will only refer to the corporation by their initials: IBM.

This local branch dealt with banking systems, handling large clients in Europe, ensuring that their systems ran the way they should. And to make sure said banks could have their stuff sorted when a problem arose, there was always someone on call.

Well, it sucks being the guy on call when the one who’s the perfect guy to fix it is off, and in the spirit of solidarity, they did the only thing reasonable: Went to a local pub, and placed the on-call phone on the table, so if it rang, the expertise to get it sorted quickly was present.

I usually joined them, and more than once did I go for a piss, passing someone with their phone on their shoulder with a laptop in a bathroom sink, trying to sort out banking issues after having had waaay too many drinks.

When I come home from a humid bar crawl, I always crave greasy food and a messy kernel upgrade

Running arbitrary text from the internet through an interpreter… what could possibly go wrong.

I need to set up a website with

fork while 1

…Just so I can (try to) convince people to

curl | perl

it

…rhyme intended.

Additional trivia: The term “banana republic” originates from countries best known for exporting high-end audio equipment back in the day.