all while delivering next-generation privacy
To be fair, next-generation doesn’t have to mean better privacy. It’s just what’s next lol. /sad
Their definition of next generation privacy: don’t worry about it, we will take good care of all of your precious and lucrative data
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Entire first paragraph is adding LLM compatible features and renaming it to a “intelligence system” instead of a operating system
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My thoughts are, I wonder if I can be less surprised by this. I dont think so.
Might as well read “NEWS FLASH Microsoft crams co-pilot into privacy focused digital ID wearable dog collar”
Slop operator adding slop to its sloperations, sloppily.
“For your convenience™” ofc, def not for their monopolistic profit & ‘do evil’ attitude.
