It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Sure, clanker.

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

Ted Danson is repeatedly forced to apologize for a blackface skit in 1993 over here, but this would be ok? Nah. Keep on living in online-land and being a contrarian. You’re good at it.

Why the fuck you gotta mention Trump and the US? Even that shit doesn’t fly here.