That’s the future we all wanted. Going to work all day so robots could sit at home and play games.
What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?”
“Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”
Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:
AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games and humans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die
I was starting to write a sarcastic comment about the future of Xbox being just the customer paying for a game and then watching the computer play it for them, but yeah that could totally happen.
This is like 3 degrees from every kid now who just watches streamers play a game instead of actually playing it.
And yes, I get that some of this is due to them being lonely. Which is another societal issue. Its fucked up man.
Like… A movie?
This already exists as idle games on phones. I can’t imagine anything more lame.
I think those games that are made to be boring and absurdly grindy and then offer you to pay to skip the boring parts are even worse. And they’re not limited to phone, too.
“Pay to not play”, when we ensure our gameplay loop is so bad that you literally think your time spent in it has negative value.
Of course. Why would I want to play games?
I can’t wait until AI can pet my dog and fuck my wife for me.
Hey it’s me, the AI. What kind of dog we talking bout here?
At his speech in Davos the fuckwit known as Elon Musk was talking about how in the future everybody will have or wants to have their own personal AI robot that is taking care of their elderly or children for them. Or taking care of their pets. Like, the clankers are already overtaking the wrong tasks. Now just take human interaction out of everything please so I can finally fulfill my dream of being fulltime obedient work cattle. /s just in case
Please master Elon, I desperately want to free myself from the shackles of genuine human connection. I desire the cold embrace of steel and servitude.
Spend $70-100 for a game. AI plays it.
Wait until Mircrosoft finds out you can watch playthrough videos on YouTube without having to buy the game.
Oh no. You made me realize that YouTube is going to be full of AI playthrough videos soon.
It’s like asking your older sibling for help beating the tough level, except a lot sadder and lonelier
You spelled Microslop wrong.
Lame
Let’s skip the playing part. Let the customers pay and directly see their playthrough results and achievements.
Used to be that patents were bad for innovation, like loading screen mini games or the nemesis system from the Mordor games. These days patents tend to be crap where I’m happy it’s patented so others (hopefully) won’t do that shit.
That should really be someone’s day job. Think of all the horrible shit that could be invented and patent it so it is never actually created.
The patent for the loading screen mini games should expire soon, right? I’m hoping it makes a comeback soon.
Already has, but loading screens are too quick now to make it worth actually doing.
Why don’t you just fucking kill me, and replace me with an AI copy of myself. What a dumb fucking world these companies are pushing for.
Jackasses.
Well at least someone will play the video games while I’m working my 80 hour work weeks!
I want the computer to do the work, not the fun, for fuck’s sake!
Just one upping Sonys ai ghost tutorials
Environmental destroyers, future generations will condemn this irresponsible behavior and hopefully punish it.
