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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·2 days agoWhat’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoI don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoOf course you did. Or else. Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
minus-squaredumbass@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoBrain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoAt least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
minus-squareTheUnicornOfPerfidy@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day ago“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?” “Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”
What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.
Of course you did. Or else.
Drink a verification can to continue, consumer-slave.
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
“The View? I’m gonna watch The View?”
“Hey Mikey. I think he likes it”