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“Now everyone can get fucked by the 2nd amendment!”

Why use netcat when you can just tap the bits into an ethernet cable with a bench power supply like a telegram operator?

This is one of those rare situations where reading the fucking manual article helps:

A standard home charger trickles power overnight at roughly 7 kilowatts, like a garden hose. A Tesla Supercharger—long considered the gold standard of public fast-charging—maxes out around 250 kilowatts. BYD is unleashing six times that amount of energy, effectively hooking the car up to a high-pressure municipal water main.

During a live demonstration onstage, BYD plugged in its new Han L sedan, making the battery jump from 10% to 80% capacity in exactly six minutes and 30 seconds.

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Freeze your mom, freeze your dad!
Freeze your recent high school grad!
Freeze the dog, freeze the cat!
Freeze your hurble durble sprat!

Freeze it all or freeze it none,
If it’s frozen you have won;
Freezing everything you see
Will grant you immortality!

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Natura’s research reactor is designed to first prove the LFMSR concept at megawatt scale, then be converted to prove that MSR reactors can reprocess existing nuclear waste as a percentage of its fuel. Which means we could take all of the current stockpile of nuclear waste and re-burn it to the point that it’s 90% consumed (instead of 5% consumed today) and leave a waste product that decays to safe levels extremely quickly (tens of years).

tl;dr:

1. If the password manager server is hacked and compromised, then syncing your passwords with the compromised server will lead to compromised passwords (duh)
2. None of the providers tested have (or have had in the past) compromised servers.

and an observation or two:

• Vaultwarden is free, self-hostable, and doesn’t rely on trust in a third party.
• Keepass (and its client variants, like KeepassXC which is pretty great) is even more secure because there is no server, just an encrypted file you can store anywhere.