also, short attention span ≠ low intelligence, as the title implies

if it’s a computer, it can be hacked

if it’s connected to the internet, it doubly can be hacked!

that’s right! she can simply turn off her phone, and go to school where the boys oh no they’re the same boys aren’t they. oh well, good things school aren’t known for harassment, bullying, and girls not being taken seriously by staff!

it’s almost like she’s a woman and not a man and she sees things from the woman’s perspective.

yeah right, how dare she!!! the audacity of females these days, talking about their problems. unbelievable!!!

you’re no better than the shitheads this article is about. fuck you and your “both sides” nonsense.

it may even be a selling point depending on how you look at it

a phone that’s painful to use is a phone that you won’t feel incentivized to doomscroll on 😁👍

fedora KDE has been pretty painless for me, and if you want something that’s still ubuntu based, kubuntu looks good too