I didnt notice

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

What is money

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

Fuck this shit

Stupid dildo

Clickbait

Do the white house and maralago please

Its explicit.

Sounds like a single spreadsheet would have done the job.

Wouldnt it be funny if it added a bunch of fake names to pad the list?

DOES MS RACHEL CONSUME HUMMUS?

Didn’t they already do that?