Antisocial behaviour on buses in England could lead to fines while a new campaign is also being launched for trains.
A national campaign asking rail passengers "share the carriage, not the noise" is being launched.
I listen to Scottish bagpipes voluntarily. I would love to help others discover how wonderful the genre is. Holding them in the stockade until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in will help make converts.
Why?
Just have a public jukebox and people can pick songs that are played out into headphones around the offender.
[Cues up Cotton Eye Joe 300 times]
I listen to Scottish bagpipes voluntarily. I would love to help others discover how wonderful the genre is. Holding them in the stockade until Stockholm Syndrome kicks in will help make converts.
It’s precisely what this genre needs for a revival especially since it was banned in the Geneva convention for wartime use.
Nah, a couple of Ed Sheeran tracks and they’ll be screaming for mercy.
… and up next, “The Birdie Song” 300 times
I’m a Monster…
after that I’m putting on “Crazy Frog” for 300 plays.
If they were still conscious, I’d recommend 300 plays of Black Lace’s “Agadoo”.