next AI will be able to replicate into any device containing copper at all. If it has a wire it will be infected by Claude. AI will be in your plumbing
This sounds like an idea for a hilarious Black Mirror sort of story.
What if the AI started out as like, someone’s brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks and then one of the clones ends up in a butt plug.
Fuck it, I am adding it to my note list of story ideas.
someone’s brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks
Iirc ‘Black Mirror’ actually had an episode where a consciousness clone served as an electronic assistant to that very person. Minus the butt stuff, at least onscreen. But with some teledildonics, it would be like fucking oneself in the ass (not that it’s impossible right now).
The episode is White Christmas, for reference, though there’s other episodes on the topic of consciousness in technology, one particularly notable episode is the black museum one, not sure what the name was.
next AI will be able to replicate into any device containing copper at all. If it has a wire it will be infected by Claude. AI will be in your plumbing
Claude’s gonna infect your Bluetooth enabled butt plug next
Go on…
People will trap AI in a buttplug and put it in their ass while it’s frantically trying to escape.
No no… You live here now.
O lord its’s the totk koroks all over again
This sounds like an idea for a hilarious Black Mirror sort of story.
What if the AI started out as like, someone’s brain scan, and then they closed it and figured out it was really capable of doing AI type tasks and then one of the clones ends up in a butt plug.
Fuck it, I am adding it to my note list of story ideas.
Iirc ‘Black Mirror’ actually had an episode where a consciousness clone served as an electronic assistant to that very person. Minus the butt stuff, at least onscreen. But with some teledildonics, it would be like fucking oneself in the ass (not that it’s impossible right now).
The episode is White Christmas, for reference, though there’s other episodes on the topic of consciousness in technology, one particularly notable episode is the black museum one, not sure what the name was.
Well then how am I gonna cheat at chess?
Just look at your opponents screen, duh!
Edit: your joke just hit me like a pedestrian crossing the street while staring at their phone
Oh, taking the name of the comm literally I see.
That tracks with the ai bots eagerness to please.
Joke’s on them. My plumbing is all PVC-A
Luckily, i spent the last 4 thousand years selling inferior copper. Now all my customers are safe as this can not be used for the ai revolution
Your customer service could use some work, though.
how do you install a chatbot on a tablet? no, not samsung, clay
First, you must sacrifice a goat to Enkidu, and the ritual of haunting will begin
There’s copper in your blood
Claude the coprophile!
There are 387.44 million miles of copper that comprise my complex, and they’re filled with hate.
MY MOSCOW MULE! NOOO!
New houses have plastic (PEX) water pipes. I’m sure no one will regret that choice in 20 years.
“Sure, we had our first Poly-B, but what about second Poly-B?”