Sorry. You gotta go to jail now. Your toddler grabbed a juicy juice box from your smart refridgerator without being 18+.

Thats my plan.

Ooooooook. Here’s how I think this will play out.

She’ll stand trial. Tons of evidence will be presented for how she’s guilty. But then the courts will realize they can’t convict trumps right hand, and basically call it a whoopsie.

Back around 2013 there was a police chase here in Cleveland Ohio. I’m going to present this to you how the media portrayed it at the time. You let me know where you figured out what really happened.

Ok, so the chase starts in front of the city courthouse. A man and woman got into their car. The man, who was the driver pulled out a gun, pointed it a cop across the street, and fired 1 bullet at the cops, and then sped off.

This created a police chase. Soon 10 police cars were chasing them. Police from neighboring districts, which even though they’re still Cleveland police, usually act independant of each other. However they were called in to assist the chase which went on for nearly 2 hours.

The chase ended in an elementary school parking lot, where 137 shots were fired by 23 different police officers from 3 districts of Cleveland police. Both suspects were killed in the gun battle.

Did you catch it? Did you spot the bullshit? Well, lets continue.

In the court case that followed, the responding police officers were put on trial for homocide. The evidence showed that no gun was recovered to which police statements claimed they threw it out the window during the chase. It was never recovered. When questioned why they didn’t submit dashcam evidence from one of the cop cars always on dash cam, they claimed it happened off camera.

The problem with that claim, is that the cop who was shot at to begin this chase never was farther than 45 feet away from them, and they were in frame the entire chase. At no point can you see them throw out a gun.

In the end, it was revealed there was never a gun. It was the car backfiring, and he didn’t speed away, he casually drove off in a normal way. It wasn’t until he was being rammed by a cop car, without his lights on, that he sped off.

The judge then agreed the cause of death for both the man and the woman was caused by a bullet fired by the police. The judge then chose NOT to convict a single police officer.

His logic? Well we know a cop killed them. But it’s impossible to know which bullet it was that killed them, and which cop fired that bullet.

Each of this couple had over 40 bullets hit their body.

I fully suspect in this trial against Bondi a similiar situation. Where she’s guilty, and everyone knows she’s guilty, but the court finds a way to call it a oopsie-poopsie.

This is the world we live in.

Feels weird upvoting this comment. I have to remind myself. It’s not you I’m mad at. You’re not the one doing this. You’re just the messanger.

Me: Using 11 year old PC. Originally rjnning Windows 7. Now running ZorinOS.

I don’t particularly like linux, but…

looks at Windows 10…11…now 12…

Yeah, fuck that dumpster fire.

I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it’s just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.

Thats my one complaint about Lemmy. It only gives content for like 3-4 hours. How am I supposed to take a shit for 7 hours at work, with such little content and comments???

I feel like I read every comment on this site. I’m wrong, obviously, but thats how it feels.

I love when people comment. You should comment 400x more everyday. Everyone should! Tell us everything! What’s your life story? How was your childhood? Did you have a bully? Did you punch them in the nose? Did you win the science fair? Did you play football? How were your college years? Did you drink 3 bottles of Bacardi 151, and wake up in Michigan in a hotel room filled with 7 lemurs, in a room paid for by Rick Morranis with zero explaination of how you even got to Michigan?

FEED THE MACHINE!!! ATTENTION SPANS DWINDLE!!! ADHD IS REAL!!! OOOOHHHH!!! I SEE A PUPPY OUTSIDE!!!

runs outside to play with a puppy before you can respond

See, here’s the big open secret. All these politicians, who make all these rules? They don’t have a clue what they’re talking about. They think a kernel is something that gets stuck in your teeth whrn you eat corn.

Simple solution. From now on Linux distros should ship with a big message “NOT FOR USE IN CALIFORNIA”.

You want to force age verification? No server in all of California will run. Period.

…you want us to get together and moan with each other? Buddy! I didn’t know this was that kind of app!

Kinda feels like at this point it’s not “if”. It’s “when”.

Oh. Didn’t realize the contracts were just 6 months long. I thought they were more like 10 years or something.

Depends on how long the contract is, and who the administration is when that happens.

I asked Lars Ulrich to define good and bad. He said…

FIRE GOOD!!! NAPSTER BAD!!! OOOOH FIRE HOT!!! FIRE BAD!!! FIIIRRREEE BAAAAAAAD!!!

As someone who takes public transportation to work, SOME people SHOULD be forced to walk through the car wash.

I generally want to make billionaires pay, just as a general rule.

But I don’t see this one specific instance being their fault.

We used to burn women alive if they knew how to do math. Since that time, things have gotten a little bit better. But not much.

People are assholes. All around you are assholes. These assholes go online and continue to be assholes.

Solution, stop going to those places and live in the real world.

Agreed with you until this point. You realize the people online are the same people from real life, right?

the politicians debating online abuse mean well

Hard disagree.

Yes. Give the Fart Master your social security number, and mothers maiden name.

Which you would think wouldn’t be needed if he already has your SSN…but that part isn’t about privacy breaches. Instead, he’s just looking to find your mom and take her out on a date! Fart Master is going to be your new dad!

What are you talking about? You think this is some kind of game where we all have to be responsible for ourselves, and create solutions that serve everybody? Get real!

This is Earth! Where the elite make all the rules, and those rules aren’t based on logic, or problem solving. They’re based on what will make the elite the most money!

So you bet your ass when Mark Facebook Zuckerberg pitches an idea, he’s doing so to steal your data, and figure out how to create a problem that needs fixing, which can just so happen be fixed with privacy invasion! Yaaaay! Isn’t capitolism grand?