Wait a minute - you’re saying we could get all the dangerous, aggressive far-right people in the country to overcrowd a fleet of unstable dinghies and merrily set off to “invade” the Middle East?
“Nigel Farage says ‘Beat them at their own game! Invade their shores with small boats!’ Show Johnny foreigner how to use small boats properly! Not some wishy-washy-lefty-liberal style cowardly crossing of a small channel that’s so easy a child could do it, but with a proper voyage round the French and Spanish coast and through the Mediterranean! I
You’re British so you’re naturally better at sailing than any other human, even if you currently work in an office! If you support Nigel Farage, get in the boat now!”
Well, it also worked when we sent them to America. Then we were able to do democratic revolutions, social democracies, European Union etc. The problem is they made a lot of money and they are knocking at our door again to bring back their shit now.
Wait a minute - you’re saying we could get all the dangerous, aggressive far-right people in the country to overcrowd a fleet of unstable dinghies and merrily set off to “invade” the Middle East?
“Join the military today!”
“Nigel Farage says ‘Beat them at their own game! Invade their shores with small boats!’ Show Johnny foreigner how to use small boats properly! Not some wishy-washy-lefty-liberal style cowardly crossing of a small channel that’s so easy a child could do it, but with a proper voyage round the French and Spanish coast and through the Mediterranean! I You’re British so you’re naturally better at sailing than any other human, even if you currently work in an office! If you support Nigel Farage, get in the boat now!”
Well, it also worked when we sent them to America. Then we were able to do democratic revolutions, social democracies, European Union etc. The problem is they made a lot of money and they are knocking at our door again to bring back their shit now.