“Nigel Farage says ‘Beat them at their own game! Invade their shores with small boats!’ Show Johnny foreigner how to use small boats properly! Not some wishy-washy-lefty-liberal style cowardly crossing of a small channel that’s so easy a child could do it, but with a proper voyage round the French and Spanish coast and through the Mediterranean! I You’re British so you’re naturally better at sailing than any other human, even if you currently work in an office! If you support Nigel Farage, get in the boat now!”