Every time I take that stance, I let out a series of loud, gassy farts.
How did his massive cock not rip out of those pants?
we wore a lot of elastic
Anatomically most healthy way to poop.
Harder to aim though if you’re not used to it
Doesn’t leave enough room for a face if you’re on the floor so you have to stand on a pedestal, make sure you use one that’s strong enough for your weight!
maybe with your anatomy. mine is hanging from the ceiling like a bat. or spiderman.
What makes a poop stance “healthy”?
Less strain on your GI tract means less chance of hemorrhoids and such.
Your puborectalis is pinching off your rectum like a kink in a garden hose. Pooping in a position that loosens it requires less strain, which avoids injury. That position is a squat!
anal canal
Now thats a funny thing to say if you pronouce both words the same
But which version do you prefer, the anal one or the canal one?
Anal
Anal canal is
A funny thing to pronounce
Both words the same way
But the poop will be standing on the ground before it’s out of your butt.
You’re making your poop hole too shallow, then
My poop hole is the size God made it, sir.
Mine is slightly larger these days
and to eat sunflower seeds while smoking a cigarette, at least if you ask the russians :D
I wish.
Protip:take a photo of the titles on the low shelf and then rotate/zoom it on your phone.
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Lore-accurate Max Schreck.
Did you find anything good?
16 copies of Dunston Checks In and a misplaced waffle iron.
That’s a first-rate hunker.
Is that Dick Tracy?
Might be Willem Dafoe.
It’s Willem Dafriend
All I want is Willem Dadad :(
Dadad just left for cigarettes and milk, said he’d be right back.
He did? Yay, I bet he’ll be back any second now! :)
Knowing his penchant for kinky poses, that’s the first person i thought it might be
I think that’s Epstein.
