Patch Tuesday update makes Windows PCs refuse to shut down
www.theregister.com
: Microsoft claims it's a Secure Launch bug

“On systems with Secure Launch enabled, attempts to shut down, restart, or hibernate after applying the January patches may fail to complete.”

  • artyom@piefed.socialEnglish
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    2 months ago

    LOL this response triggers me on MacOS when I tell it to install “unknown” software or turn off Bluetooth.

    “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT DO THAT, I AM YOUR OWNER AND IM TELLING YOU TO DO IT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT”

    • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.ukEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Jesus, my son wanted to add a classmate as a friend on Xbox Live last night. It should have been a two step process from a parent perspective: Authenticate, then authorise (though the lad was delegated the task of the latter technically).

      When he tried to add the friend, I had to:

      1. Enter my parental code (fair enough);
      2. Enter my Microsoft Account password because it was apparently a transaction involving personal data;
      3. Scan the QR code to do this on another device (admittedly optional);
      4. Enter the email address of my MS account;
      5. Enter the 2FA code emailed to me;
      6. Stop the passkey creation process;
      7. Confirm that I didn’t want a passkey;
      8. Skip the age verification;
      9. Turn off the personalised ads

      Just so he could get to the point where he could select “add as a friend”, what the actual fuck