Somehow.

Right. There are consequences when engineers make mistakes.

Wait, but isn’t AI cheaper than people? How can there be any AI costs?

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Why is his CSAM generator still in app stores?

Don’t be an OS cuck.

“AI made me do it.”

AI is now the dog you blame for your flatulence.

Moomba.

Like it overall except the lack of thunderbolt. They announced a new monitor yesterday that takes Thunderbolt 5 and today a laptop that doesn’t support it. Insanity.

$1 trillion since open Tuesday so far.

Or, you know, double-check that the quotes given to you by the experimental AI “quote extractor” tool are accurate?

He is (was) their go-to AI reporter. It’s not like they handed the assignment to an intern and said “go nuts.”

And the article was about AI fabricating an attack on a developer that rejected its PR.

Very normal and completely hinged.

Gonna need a longer beard.

Insurance companies hate this one weird trick.

Imagine spending millions on an ad to alert people to your evil scheme.

Proof that you don’t have to be smart to be rich and powerful.