The account I’m publishing under is super old (like literally just my first name old, lol), but this will be the first app I’ve ever published.
There doesn’t seem to be any way to bypass this step. None that I’ve found, anyhow.

I’ve tried all my friends and family, and have only come up with 3 people out of those. Everyone I know seems to unfortunately be on iOS.

This is what I currently see in my app console: