Oh boy are you in for a surprise…

There’s his “Sex in the great (grand?) forrest”. Its about best plants to fuck on (or under). Mostly. As side notes it does point out some local plants in particularly interesting shapes, or some one might rub themself against… This guy is commited. And also an actual true professor on an actual university.



My guess would be something from the mobile linux stack, but that might be assuming GSM is used directly, not controlling an external android or something like that which Im guessing youre looking for?
Anyway it seems that for example PostmarketOS uses https://invent.kde.org/plasma-mobile/spacebar Theres prob. more alike. And when everything else fails, its pretty much guaranteed theres some XMPP magic to do that, there always is.