Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function.

The tech sector needs to burn to the ground because this should be an absolute baseline, not a grand argument

Except it’s not on sale

Argh right now when I have to write a term paper and gotta study for an exam

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady

Insert bald meme here

Oh no won’t anybody think about the poor Roblox corporation, their child labor sweatshop isn’t sweating enough…

You mean Robert Galbraith, the holocaust denier?

The first asdfmovie turns 18 in a few days

Powershell is probably simultaneously the best and worst thing Microsoft has ever created

“No, I want your money!”

“But I only own an M.C. Escher”