Was thinking of those small footprint plant towers that were circulating online a decade or so ago. Look like big upright pipes with holes in the sides for plants. Continually circulating water inside. I’m sure they’re expensive now but I bet we could throw one together without too much effort if we had the knowledge.

Hydroponic indoor gardening is the way. (I assume - I don’t grow any food hahahahaha)

About as well as Devin taking all of our jobs (which I think was supposed to happen a while ago). How’s that one doing?