I don’t have the patience to read the whole thing but it looks like it’s full of gems

How do you even achieve that? I have to coax it into correctly running the project locally.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody

This is how dev humblebrag sounds like.
Our app is so stable only random hardware events like bitflips can crash it.

The Translation feature seems to be classified under AI. Idk what technology does it actually use, but it’s done locally on device