minus-squarefake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm electionslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoI give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again. linkfedilink
minus-squarefake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump promises every US adult $5,000 if Republicans win the midterm electionslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoBut I absolutely love being bribed with my own money! linkfedilink
minus-squarefake_meows@sopuli.xyztoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary sayslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou can pry my demand destruction from my cold hands by crashing the economy and laying me off! linkfedilink
fake_meows@sopuli.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTrump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reportsplus-squarewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkTrump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reportsplus-squarewww.theguardian.comfake_meows@sopuli.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square3linkfedilink
I give every American $5 and promise that you never hear from Trump again.