There was no robot body in the first place, so he uploaded himself to the cloud instead. To be fair, what are the odds that she’d lie twice.

But what about just Diplo, does he cause gonorrhea? Asking for a friend.

tbf XP was peak

no garbage just ran your programs

Exactly. I already don’t use the work wifi because they don’t need to know how much I use Lemmy while at work.

How would they post an issue as described in the post?

As a Californian parent, I’m teaching my kids to use Linux to be safer against surveillance and control. It is 100% my responsibility because I chose to have children and let them use computers. It’s a dangerous world out there.

IDs in databases get leaked.

https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Kinda, yes? Phones already do so much, why not one additional feature to deter theft.

We’ve got a lot of that going around in the USA right now.

They weren’t brain damaged by books. It was lead.

I have children, so I supervise their internet and don’t let them send their pictures to strangers.

Unless they require a digital signature

I’d assume it nags whenever it can’t connect to the home server, and just says “network”.

So when they go out of business any remaining units will nag forever.