I thought it was this.
Australia wages war on cane toads
Environmentalists have asked Australia’s military to wage war on cane toads, which have spread across the country’s north in near-plague proportions.
Ya. They lost.
The Australian military was also defeated by emus.
The Emu War is a spectacularly, intentionally boring and fully factual bit from a video game called Desert Bus VR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2caKedMbtwc&t=5870s








Look this is funny and all, but the title isn’t quite accurate.
“Canceled After No One Wanted to Pay $1000 to Go” would be accurate.
I think the full truth makes a more interesting headline than this partially true headline.