I wasn’t trying to say you wanting a wired headset is somehow not valid. I just always felt that a $3 C to 3.5 adapter you can permanently attach to your wired headphones is a weird hill to die on. For about $15 you can buy enough for that to never again be a consideration when buying a new phone.

Why not just use usb-c if you want wired headset?

Approximately 12 football fields or 34690 bananas.

47°C in Phoenix this week. You’re going to die outside regardless of how they paint the asphalt.