holy shit your right lol…good catch.

Makes me want to get out more so I can have real interaction with real peop-

sees people walking around with meta glasses

me: “Hey hows it going?”

person(GEMINI 35.84 INTERFACE): “Human is approaching you, facescan assumes awkward, potentially hostile, he isn’t tagged, there is no name above his head. do not speak with him”

person: turns and walks away silently in a creepy puppet manner

me: “What the actual fuck?”

GEMINI 35.84: “Uploading unknown face into database to Stargate for analysis, no match, law enforcement has been called”

News at 11: “A man has been incinerated by law enforcement in what officials are describing as a special unwanted persons removal operation”

this shit could become real in a few decades. funny and depressing as fuck.

2028

because he is a conservative dumbfucking cunt.

judge: the jury finds the defendant guilty of 9 counts of child negligence, and will serve 5 months in prison with a fine of $10,000 in damages.

prisoner: what you here for? what did you do?

father: I allowed my child to create his own account on Debian Trixie 13.3 with KDE Plasma interface.

prisoner: chuckles

I was born in Feb 4th, 1987