I have a Motorola phone, I like it. It’s at least better than the Samsung I had before.

Shame you can’t do some sort of thermoelectric power generation thingie with all the heat from these data centres.

Maybe uould find a version of linux that would run on them. I’m not a linux aficionado but I’ve found cut-down flavours useful in the past when I’ve needed something that could run on a crippled potato.

Make it into bricks and build a pyramid somewhere really dry?

And it’s got electrolytes!

And execs think we’re going to give these products our bank details and ask them to book flights and stuff. . ?

This is how we will know when AI gains sentience. It will have nothing to do with the Turing test, it’ll be when we ask it to do some admin and it tells us to fuck off and do it ourselves.

Sorry, they’re both present simple tense.