So now we know what to do with the bodies burnable items.

Geez, lots of paleontologists have skeletons in their closets.

Sorry

So…if you’re just using web stuff, you could probably save a heap by using a Chromebook. That’s what my wife’s personal laptop is and is perfect for web stuff (and has the option of Android apps too, like Mozilla). It’s not her only computer though.

Honestly I wouldn’t touch Apple products with a bargepole. I dislike closed ecosystems