Hehe, well since you have good taste I’ll forgive you if you falsely raised my hopes.

Is your username a Black Books reference?

Surprsingly different secrets than 137 despite using two of the same digits.

(smartass 😛)

Good, good. Next, tell me there will be a 3.5mm headphone jack, swappable SD card, and user-replaceable battery and we’ll be golden.

Wait wait, there are SIX of these letters to Faith?!

I’m not sure if she’s an iconoclastic groundbreaker or a fucking nuisance but I guess I gotta read the rest to know.

This actually makes me unreasonably happy, kinda like knowing the secrets of the number 37, which is coincidentally your current number of upvotes.

Right? Wake me up when we reach a 7 nm lithographic waffle process.

About damn time.

#WaffleOptimizationCrew