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cm0002@libretechni.ca to World News@quokk.au · 3 days ago

Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer

www.bbc.co.uk

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Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer

www.bbc.co.uk

cm0002@libretechni.ca to World News@quokk.au · 3 days ago
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The Israeli prime minister says he is "in excellent physical condition" after having a malignant tumour removed.
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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    I hope they can cure the netanyahu part so the cancer stays okay

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    “Most countries now declare cancer to be antisemitic”

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    Cmon cancer, dont gove up! You can do it! Go team cancer!

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    2026 year of rooting for iran and cancer and dementia

    • XeroxCool@lemmy.world
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      And the pope

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        it’s really strange that we went from a “meh for secular people, cool guy for christians” pope in John Paul II, to "meh for christians, hell yeah for conservative christians, 🙄 ‘the church is outdated and would have that opinon’ for secular/atheistic people in Benedict 16/palpatine , to “Fuck yeah progressive pope” in both Francis and Leo 14.

        Sidenote ; I appriciated the progressiveness of Francis, but I’m really impressed with the consistency and pragmatism of Leo. He started out timid before being definitive.

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          Pope Benedict was IRL Palpatine

    • Optional@lemmy.world
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      mfw

  • czarcasm@kbin.earth
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    WE ARE ALL CHEERING FOR THE CANCER TO WIN.

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    Early stage? Aww, come on.

  • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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    The cancer was promised that ass 3000 years ago.

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    Zionism is a cancer, That tumor is a hypercancer

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    Well, he is a pain in the arse.

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    I can chop it off for free!

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      too late. we have to make sure it won’t spread to the brain, chop the neck

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      Just beneath the head please

      • altphoto@lemmy.today
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        Wait, which side of his dick is rotten?. The rest of the body will take a long time to grow back. I think its time to call it in with the insurance and move him to palliative care.

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    Here’s hoping he gets the best treatment available so he can see out the rest of his life behind bars.

  • SpontaneousCombustion@lemmy.world
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    Slow and painful, please

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    The Hague would love to check on your prostate.

  • GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world
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    Damn, only early stage?

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    Ha haaaa

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