apftwb@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoMicrosoft outage: Microsoft 365, Teams, Outlook, Copilot all impactedmashable.comexternal-linkmessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down14
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minus-squareBananaTrifleViolin@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·13 hours agoThe corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft: “We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief.” “We’re aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact,”
minus-squareredballooon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 minutes agoAs in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "
minus-square1984@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoLol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
minus-squareHackerman@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 hours ago“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoOh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·13 hours agoThat translates to We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
minus-square𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 hours agoCopilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
The corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft:
As in "start thousands of subagents and fix the problem "
Lol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
Oh, they tried something. They asked Copilot to fix it…
That translates to
We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
Copilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
oopsie woopsie
the reply is very human.