• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 days ago

    Damn, I knew I should’ve leveraged my kidneys to take out a large loan and buy oil futures with it.

    Remember kids, don’t let the elites have all the fun. You too can engage in market manipulation as long as you aren’t afraid of losing.