Skinny is the new normal.

Half of Americans reported skipping meals now because of rising food prices, according to a survey, conducted in August, by financial firm Self Financial.

That’s horrific. I’m in the wealthy bubble of the SF Bay Area, but I can only imagine what the economy is like further out.

But we’re FREE and we can carry a gun! You better thank Supply Side Jesus that you live in the Greatest Country In The World, sunny Jim!

Now get your lazy ass back to work and help make more billionaires. You just won’t be one of them.

Oh look, communism

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