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I can’t tell if this is satire or not. Also what’s it really worth when Minaj judges the economic prowess of Trump? What are her credentials?
According to Trump, her credentials are her huge ass.
Now, my high school economics are a bit rusty but was is Keynes who attributed economic growth to the size of butts?
Pretty sure it was the Sir Brian May BSc PhD who proposed the economic theory that:
Fat bottom girls, you make the rocking world go round.
I don’t think he proposed the theory himself, but he was a key collaborator.Edit: Upon further research, it appears he was actually the primary author. I stand corrected.
A big butt sure makes something go up
But hers is not that spectacular. Above average if we’re going to be objectifying women, but there are much nicer ones. Could’ve searched pornhub for a more qualified press secretary
Rich black token person I guess. That’s probably enough for them to claim they’re not racist.
You are incorrect, sir. It was Master Calculus Hammer who set forth the concept of buttsize to market integrity growth.
If my sources’s verity is of high repute, it seems this venerable Master was unable to speak untruths.
Don’t you have to be able to read?
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