Take a sip every time you see any variant of the following:
-I didn’t voted for this.
-I voted Trump 3 times.
-Abortion is bad, except mine.
-You were supposed to be bigot towards people i dislike, not me.
-I’m among the good ones.
-I love you Mr Trump, but please, stop screwing me.


Great thanks, now I’m in the hospital with alcohol poisoning
Yeah. I’m dead from alcohol poisoning. I’m posting from Hell. It’s quite nice here, actually.