1. I don’t know what the article says.

  2. Why? I am looking for a job and am broke. $4000??!

  3. Congratulations on your fake dog my dude. You’re The Man Now Dog!!

  4. I will stick to real/meat dogs.

  • supersquirrel@lemmy.caOP
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    3 days ago

    Benn Jordan always does it better, he is like the XKCD of being-a-pretty-decent-dude-about-things-a-lot-of-people-don’t-know-enough-about and I am tired of him always dominating that shit pre-emptively!