You don’t understand: It doesn’t matter what you think, it’s out of your control. Once you get get a deep whiff if pure American masculine stank, you won’t be able to stop yourself. Don’t say you wasn’t warned.

God, as if we men didn’t have enough trouble without these morons. Guys, shower and wipe your fucking ass. You’re an idiot if you think stinking like sweat and shit is going to get you a girlfriend. It’s going to get you avoided.