Imagine people in 2227 organizing a spiritual seance to contact their ancestors, and all they get is “rawr”
X…D…Goodbye!
kthxbye
rawr
How do you get your hair to look like it used to live on another animal or was made in a factory?
I got my hair with crazy volume with some spray-mousse. Tease it up (I’d do the back of my head and then the top of my head), then a very quick blast of hair soray to set it. Follow up with some more tease/puffing and then the hair spray sets and you’re gucci.
And then it protects you from the opporessive sun, or the oppressive cold, or the oppressive happy people in your grade?
You big dummy it’s to protect from raptors!
Well now I feel like a moron.
A boy in my elementary class answered this question once with “bear piss”. It’s been 27 years and I still think of this every time I see big hair. Or son goku.
”Gorilla snot” is a real brand.

Wigs

The best interview ever.
Serious question, does anyone know any relationships consisting of people that used to be like that? I’m convinced all relationships that look like that were immature or toxic and never lasted but I may be biased.
Oh man I always loved scene girls and when you’re done with them you just leave a razor out and they take care of themselves!





