fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoIt works better if you put it in your mouth first.mander.xyzimagemessage-square101linkfedilinkarrow-up1614arrow-down17
arrow-up1607arrow-down1imageIt works better if you put it in your mouth first.mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square101linkfedilink
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57arrow-down3·2 days ago“Junior please walk 30cm to the left and do this task that would have been easier for me to do than ask you to do it”
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 days agoIt’s faster, cleaner, and far more efficient for me to clean my kids’ dinner plates. And if I always do it, they’ll never do it on their own.
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 days agoIt’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too. Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoShe uses her child as a radiation shield.
minus-squareMyVeryRealName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoJunior ought to be able to do his work
“Junior please walk 30cm to the left and do this task that would have been easier for me to do than ask you to do it”
30cm can make a big difference
It’s faster, cleaner, and far more efficient for me to clean my kids’ dinner plates.
And if I always do it, they’ll never do it on their own.
It’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too.
Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.
She uses her child as a radiation shield.
Junior ought to be able to do his work