Oh, they better get fucked with their “easy” spyware features.

yikes

I prefer the permanent anal probe implant. Saves clicks, and I don’t even have to check my hair before I open the camera app!

HOW ABOUT NO

Let’s make bets. How long until you have to upload your dna?

Why is there an rss bot posting google links in the hackernews community? /u/patrick@lemmy.bestiver.se at least give people the archived link.