How cool would be to have radio communications with similarly tech-evolved aliens.
Edt: could
Can we trick a few billionaires into going there
Only 150 light years away?! Wow, that’s practically next door! Now all we need to do is figure out how to go light speed and even then it’ll take a further 300 years just to know if the colonists got there safely or not!

Is there another similar format for this meme, but without this dipshit in it?
Does Bernie suffice?

Cool lets pack up the billionaires and ship em over there.
I like the way you think. I think the sun is closer though. Probably easier to get too. I don’t know I don’t work on space travel.
Its actually easier to launch stuff out of the solar system than to slow stuff down enough to fall into the sun
I keep hearing that. Again - I don’t work on space physics, so forgive my ignorance on why. However- I’m good with billionaires taking as long as needed to get to our sun, some other maybe hospitable planet, or just dying in the cold of interstellar space while we observe a new holiday of them all fuckin’ off from terra firma.
guillotines need less energy than a light bulb.
Yeah but let’s not leave anything to chance
Easiest is to just round them up and shoot them and let their corpses rot in a ditch.
Guillotines are even closer than the sun.
shhhhhh they don’t understand Hohmann Transfers, we can send them there regardless.
We could save a lot of money on life support system.
They’ll pull themselves up by their bootstraps on the way there!
302 years later the ship comes back with a pile of gold and a note:
“Delicious. Please send more.”






