There’s hip-hop stars like Eminem With lyrics that are sick He’s violent, crass and bigoted Sounds like Stan Zemanek You are hearing now, the first and best Voice of the outraged male But things can’t be all that bad When TISM’s album fails

I do what Phillip Adams did If things get beyond the pale I’ll go on Radio National And save the freaking whales You think my ratings ain’t so good? You should see their record sales Things can’t be all that bad When TISM’s album fails

The TV show it got the chop The film script ain’t got made The wine bizzo went belly up I even worked in Adelaide I thought I told you once before The cheque is in the mail But things can’t be all that bad When TISM’s album fails

Now, I’m not a vindictive man Ain’t got one vengeful pore I could be damned to time in hell Or with Stuart Littlemore Steve Price could become dictator While Australia Sieg Heils But things wouldn’t be all that bad If TISM’s album fails