• Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Weak, given the abundance of people available to testify if any of this ever reaches trial. He can’t marry all of them.

    Prosecutors: Crap, we can’t get the banker’s daughter to testify now so I guess we’ll just have to go after the banker.

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      5 days ago

      If a polygamy law comes in, we know why

      He only needs 1 corrupt banker though probably to approve dodgy loans or send the money to a tax haven (his dad already tried a tax dodgy and it didn’t work well)

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        5 days ago

        Too bad bankers don’t deal with other bankers, clerks, assistants, computer programmers… it’s always just one guy with a secret ledger in his safe, dammit!