I used to work with a buncha guys who would constantly ask me about if I was dating, when I was having kids and why I didn’t own a car so I could fuck women and have kids. But they also thought I was gay because I didn’t have a partner, didn’t want kids and didn’t have a car to fuck women and have kids. It’s truly unhinged how much they cared about my dick.

So all my friends are queer now and they focus on me as a person and not just my dick. It’s nice.