[a grinning man in an expensive suit, wearing a top hat and a monocle, is speaking]
Salutations, I am Baron Von Profit, welcome to my show “The Line”
Today, we’ll learn about stock market basics and how charts affect your life

[a bright green line goes up on a chart]
Record profits!
Congratulations, your boss is getting richer!
This means nothing to you though, you get nothing out of it

[an orange pulse stagnates on a chart]
Ew, business is stagnating
This is not good
Let’s fire some people to get shareholders more excited, bye bye!

[a downwards red line crashes with a chart]
Oh no, we’re crashing!
Well, looks like you’re getting laid off
Sucks to be you

[the same green line as before goes up on a chart]
Lines are green! The good times are back!
Sounds like a perfect time to fire more people, to the chopping block!
Cheers to that, 10 million bonus package for the CEO

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