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would be both hyper-illegal and extremely impractical

Does that ever stopped criminals before?

Its a local, safe option for reducing child access to things they shouldn’t access.

With the proposed measures in place, any app can know exactly which devices children are using, something noone can do now.

When you implement a feature, there’s no way in the world you can guarantee only “good people” can use it, and malicious individuals are way more interested in getting info about children than anyone else.

That doesn’t protect children, it puts them even in more danger than they are now.