I was trying to explain this to the offices normies and I sounded insane.
That made me realize maybe I don’t even understand it completely. Then I read this article.
No. It was that dumb. So dumb it sounds implausible. But that’s how bugs are. So dumb someone would assume it’s impossible or never even think about it.
Now it’s time to force the resignation and Peter’s puppet takes the chair.
I’m sure this was a bullet point in their grand plan.
Zuck has that in his couch
We need to start punching people in the face again
That’s what she said?
“It’s wild to me people are still using PHP”
You must be isolated from development if you think PHP is not still everywhere.
Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?
You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.
They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.
All will become X. Like a butthole.
A butthole full of shit.
Over under Trump resigns at two years plus a day. They want JD the puppet to have a potential 10 year roadway.
“He’s stepping down for the good of the nation. What a hero. What a martyr.”
Then they let him rally and tour for his base until he gets bored. Let him wander around and schmooze until the dementia gets deep enough to tuck him away somewhere with a few blonde attendants and his Qatari jet.
Aw beans
My uncle works for Nintendo
The mouse always feeds. You know Disney’s history with copyright law. And you’re nuts if you didn’t think they got all that tech for a song.
I think you mean “wheel”
Pssh. This guy
Now that’s an origin story
We need a new Henry Ford and instead we get PT Barnum
Edit: ok Henry Ford sucks.
What I mean is we need a new model t. An everyman electric. Instead we got hot wheels stunt tracks. Better?
A collective “duh” rose from the masses
the mouse must be fed
I’d rather BioWare go to the employees. EA will just give us more scraps of games they obviously don’t give a shit about. “We heard your passion and your friend EA is going to figure something out”. Fuck EA.